Doree Shafrir's favorite thing...
is getting low-priced manicures from poor immigrants who are desperate to make money so they can pay back the snakehead who smuggled them into the country before he kills their families back home.
Doree Shafrir’s second-favorite thing is punching elderly Hispanic women in the kidneys and then laughing at them as they writhe around in pain on the dirty sidewalk.
Doree Shafrir’s third favorite thing? When celebrities get cancer.