This was the tumblr I used to make fun of Doree on. I don't do that anymore because someone's a little sensitive.
Okay, that’s the end of my tumblr. Doree, it was all in good fun. You know that you’re one of my favorite people and we will always be bonded by the time we spent together in the trenches. Don’t worry, this was just for a laugh.
OR WAS IT?Yeah. It was.
is getting low-priced manicures from poor immigrants who are desperate to make money so they can pay back the snakehead who smuggled them into the country before he kills their families back home.
Doree Shafrir’s second-favorite thing is punching elderly Hispanic women in the kidneys and then laughing at them as they writhe around in pain on the dirty sidewalk.
Doree Shafrir’s third favorite thing? When celebrities get cancer.
Doree Shafrir once tried to put up a post on Gawker that was just a list of “other things R. Kelly likes to pee on.” (Bushes, antique furniture, the upper deck at Wrigley Field, etc., you get the gist) but Choire Sicha wouldn’t let her. Now we hear that Choire pitched the very same idea to Doree’s editors at the
Observer and they totally love it. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?
Doree EATS babies. More people keeing their babies, more babies for Doree to eat.
Her name is really pronounced “Door-ray.”
it’s dogs. And/or karaoke. What’s next, are you gonna tell us about the dream you had last night?
Doree’s unbridled glee at the demise of flip.com is both churlish and unworthy of her. I’m very disappointed.
“You will never run out of things to make fun of from Doree’s tumblr.
LUCKY NUMBERS: 6 10 13 27 42 49 51”
Coul Doree have picked an uglier color for her tumblr? It looks like a rec room from the seventies.
